Welcome to the AHS Theatre page!

All show music can be found on this page, as well as songs and sides needed for auditions.  In order for us to cast the show we need to have all participants choose a song from the list below to sing for auditions (one verse at the most).  We also suggest being familiar with the other songs on the list in case we ask to hear something else.

Auditions will be held on November 26, 2019.

All participants should look over the sides, in case they are asked to read a scene.

 

All students who are participating in the after school club will be cast in our production.

GIRLS:                                                             BOYS:                          

Big Bright Beautiful World                                   Big Bright Beautiful World

I Know It's Today                                                 I Think I Got You Beat

Travel Song                                                         Travel Song

Story of My Life                                                   Story of My Life 

What's Up Duloc Part 2                                       What's Up Duloc Part 2     

KARAOKE TRACKS

VOCAL TRACKS

After Big Bright Beautiful WorldArtist Name
00:00 / 00:32
After Big Bright Beautiful WorldArtist Name
00:00 / 00:32
Big Bright Beautiful WorldArtist Name
00:00 / 04:07
Big Bright Beautiful WorldArtist Name
00:00 / 04:07

AUDITION SONG LIST

Story Of My LifeArtist Name
00:00 / 03:05
Story Of My LifeArtist Name
00:00 / 03:05
Pinocchio's NoseArtist Name
00:00 / 00:07
Pinocchio's NoseArtist Name
00:00 / 00:07
Shrek CrossoverArtist Name
00:00 / 00:15
Shrek CrossoverArtist Name
00:00 / 00:15
Holiday For DulocArtist Name
00:00 / 00:25
Holiday For DulocArtist Name
00:00 / 00:25
What's Up, Duloc? (Part 1)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:55
What's Up, Duloc (Part 1)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:55
What's Up, Duloc? (Part 2)Artist Name
00:00 / 01:34
What's Up, Duloc (Part 2)Artist Name
00:00 / 01:38
The RaffleArtist Name
00:00 / 00:25
The RaffleArtist Name
00:00 / 00:21
What's Up, Duloc? (Reprise)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:39
What's Up, Duloc 3 (Reprise)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:39
Fiona Tower MoveArtist Name
00:00 / 00:18
Fiona Tower MoveArtist Name
00:00 / 00:18
I Know It's TodayArtist Name
00:00 / 03:45
I Know It's TodayArtist Name
00:00 / 03:45
I Know It's Today (Playoff)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:27
I Know It's Today (Playoff)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:27
Travel SongArtist Name
00:00 / 01:57
Travel SongArtist Name
00:00 / 01:57
Before ForeverArtist Name
00:00 / 00:31
Before "Forever"Artist Name
00:00 / 00:31
Dragon RoarArtist Name
00:00 / 00:10
Dragon RoarArtist Name
00:00 / 00:10
ForeverArtist Name
00:00 / 02:50
ForeverArtist Name
00:00 / 02:48
Forever (Playoff)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:25
Forever (Playoff)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:25
This Is How A Dream Comes TrueArtist Name
00:00 / 00:57
This Is How A Dream Comes TrueArtist Name
00:00 / 00:57
Sunset (1)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:34
Sunset (1)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:34
Morning PersonArtist Name
00:00 / 02:47
Morning PersonArtist Name
00:00 / 02:45
I Think I Got You BeatArtist Name
00:00 / 02:41
I Think I Got You BeatArtist Name
00:00 / 02:41
Make A MoveArtist Name
00:00 / 02:39
Sunset (2)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:29
The CurseArtist Name
00:00 / 00:17
Morning Person (Reprise)Artist Name
00:00 / 01:05
Fanfare!Artist Name
00:00 / 00:10
Fare Thee Well OgreArtist Name
00:00 / 00:10
Freak FlagArtist Name
00:00 / 02:12
Freak Flag (Playoff)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:34
Wedding ProcessionArtist Name
00:00 / 00:18
Big Bright Beautiful World (Reprise)Artist Name
00:00 / 01:16
Cathedral Sunset (Part 1)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:21
Cathedral Sunset (Part 2)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:26
Transformation (Part 1)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:17
Transformation (Part 2)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:21
FinaleArtist Name
00:00 / 03:02
Exit MusicArtist Name
00:00 / 01:38
I'm A BelieverArtist Name
00:00 / 01:54
Make A MoveArtist Name
00:00 / 02:39
Sunset (2)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:29
25 The Curse 2.mp3Artist Name
00:00 / 00:17
Morning Person (Reprise)Artist Name
00:00 / 01:05
Fanfare!Artist Name
00:00 / 00:10
Fare Thee Well OgreArtist Name
00:00 / 00:10
Freak FlagArtist Name
00:00 / 02:12
Freak Flag (Playoff)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:34
Wedding ProcessionArtist Name
00:00 / 00:18
Big Bright Beautiful World (Reprise)Artist Name
00:00 / 01:16
Cathedral Sunset (Part 1)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:20
Cathedral Sunset (Part 2)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:26
Transformation (Part 1)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:17
Transformation (Part 2)Artist Name
00:00 / 00:21
FinaleArtist Name
00:00 / 03:02
I'm A BelieverArtist Name
00:00 / 01:54
Exit MusicArtist Name
00:00 / 01:38
Sides:

1. Shrek, Fiona, Farquaad

SHREK

Stop the wedding!

FIONA

Shrek...?

FARQUAAD

Really?! Showing up uninvited with your freaky friends? Ewww!

SHREK

Fiona  I need to talk to you.

FIONA

Oh, now you want to talk? Well it s a little late for that. So if you ll excuse me-

SHREK

But you can t marry him!

FIONA

And why not?

SHREK

Because  because he s just marrying you so he can be King.

FARQUAAD

That is outrageous!! Fiona, don t listen to him!

SHREK

He s not your true love.

FARQUAAD

Guards, take this abomination out of my sight!

FIONA

No! Uhh... I mean... let s hear what the... monster has to say. It might be worth a laugh.

FARQUAAD

Oh, you are awful. You heard her, ogre. Express yourself... with as few grunts as possible.

 

2. Donkey, Shrek

 

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD

By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest.

SHREK

Under arrest, eh? (pause) Boo.

GUARDS Ahhhhhh!

SHREK

(whispers)

This is the part where you run away.

(The GUARDS do, screaming as they flee.)

And don t come back! Now, which way to Duloc&

(With that done, SHREK takes out the map and tries to figure out which way leads to Duloc. DONKEY smiles up at his new hero.)

DONKEY

Can I just say? That was incredible. Man, they were trippin over themselves to get away from you. I liked that.

SHREK

Oh, good. I m glad. Now, why don t you go celebrate your narrow escape with your friends?

DONKEY

But I don t have any friends.

SHREK

Now there;s a shocker.

DONKEY

Heh-heh that s funny. Say, you lost or something?

SHREK

No, I m just trying to figure out the best route to Duloc.

DONKEY

Oh Duloc! I know Duloc! You gotta let me show you the way, because I am like a GPS with fur!

SHREK

I ll be fine on my own, thanks.

DONKEY

But nobody s fine on their own! Not when you look like we do! Hey! Didn t you hear what they said? Man, this place is goin Stepford! We gotta join forces! Otherwise they re gonna lock me up! And I cannot go back in a cage! I don t know if I mentioned it or not, but I did six years in solitary for impersonating a piñata.

SHREK

Alright, look, only because I m lost, you can come-

DONKEY

Yeah! Woo-hoo, alright-!

SHREK

On one condition! You keep the jabbering to a minimum.

DONKEY

You got it! No jabbering! Man, you will not regret this.

SHREK

Too late.

DONKEY

Now that s what I m talking about! Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends off on a whirlwind big city adventure!

 

3. Shrek, Fiona

 

SHREK

Are you Princess Fiona?

FIONA

I am. Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.

SHREK

Ah, that s nice. Now let s go.

FIONA

But wait, Sir Knight! I have long awaited this day! And I would st first like to knowest the name of my champion.

SHREK

Um... Shrek.

FIONA

Sir, Shrek...

(produces handkerchief)

I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.

(SHREK regards the handkerchief, then wipes his neck with it, and hands it back to FIONA.)

 

SHREK

Thanks. All right, let s go.

(SHREK climbs down from the tower.)

 

FIONA

Now holdest on, Sir Knight. Don t you want to savor this moment? It be-eth our first meeting. It must be a wonderful and romantic scene.

(FIONA strikes a pose.)

 

SHREK

Aw geez, I m like a crackpot magnet.

(The DRAGON roars offstage.)

 

FIONA

You didn t slay the dragon?

SHREK

It s on my to-do list. Come on!

(FIONA climbs down from the tower. DONKEY runs across the stage.)

 

SHREK

Donkey!

DONKEY

Shrek!

(DRAGON enters chasing DONKEY.)

 

FIONA

 

Dragon!

 

4. FARQUAAD & GINGY

 

FARQUAAD

Oh, it s you! What a terrific surprise! And lucky you, you re here at torture time! Bring in the cookie!

 

GINGY

No! No! I won t speak! I won t! Oh, it s you...

FARQUAAD

 Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can t catch me  I m the Gingerbread Man!

GINGY

You re a monster!

FARQUAAD

I m not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect kingdom.

GINGY

It s not a kingdom! Because you re not a king!

FARQUAAD

Oh, but I will be. Just as soon as I find a princess to marry. And I hear you know of one. Tell me where she is!

GINGY

Bite me!

FARQUAAD

That s it! My patience has reached its end. Present the devices of torture!

Farquaad  s GUARDS pull out torture devices  a rolling pin, a giant spatula, an egg-beater, a carton of milk, etc...)

GINGY

Uh-uh, uhh, now wait a minute. Let s not go crazy. Maybe I have heard tell of a princess.

FARQUAAD

From who?

GINGY

Do you know the Muffin Man?

FARQUAAD

The Muffin Man?

GINGY

The Muffin Man.

FARQUAAD

Yes. I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?

GINGY

Well, I heard it from the Muffin Man.

FARQUAAD

The Muffin Man?!

GINGY

The Muffin Man!

FARQUAAD

(thoughtful, to himself)

He heard it from the Muffin Man...

GINGY

Can I go now?

FARQUAAD

You haven t told me where she is!

GINGY

I can t!

FARQUAAD

You must!

GINGY

I won t!

FARQUAAD

Tell me or I ll- !

(FARQUAAD reaches for GINGY  s buttons.)

 

GINGY

No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!

Close

 

5. Shrek & Fairytale Creatures

 

SHREK

What are you doing in my swamp?

PINOCCHIO

Well gosh, we were forced to come here.

SHREK

Forced? By who?

PIG #2

Lord Farquaad! He hoofed und he poofed, und he signed an eveection notice.

SHREK

Huh. Well, not my problem. Now you all need to turn around and go back where you came from.

MAMA BEAR

Go back?! We can t go back!

PIG #1

Farquaad vill turn us into bratvurst!

BIG BAD WOLF

The guy s bad news.

PIG #3

Hey, maybe you could talk to him.

BABY BEAR

Yeah, he ll listen to you! You re big and scary.

SHREK

I m also an ogre, which means I stay on my swamp and avoid large crowds. Or haven t you read the stories?

BIG BAD WOLF

You mean those stories that say I m a big  bad wolf?

WICKED WITCH

And the ones that say I m a  wicked witch?

(All the FAIRY TALE CREATURES laugh uproariously.)

 

PINOCCHIO

Or the ones that say I m a  wooden boy!

(uncomfortable silence)

What? I m not a wooden boy.

(His nose grows  bwoooop.)

I have a glandular condition.

WICKED WITCH

Look here, ogre, I m gonna spell it out for ya. You re the only one tough enough to stand up to that no-good flim-flammer Farquaad.

SHREK

Okay, fine, I get it! Attention all... fairy tale things! I m gonna go see this Farquaad guy right now, and get you all off my land and back where you came from!

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